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Anyone who has read Shredalonians 5:17 knows that Jesus was a gnarly shredder and always kept a bag of Franzia in his ski jacket. Unfortunately, he was ahead of his time and couldn't rock this hat. He died for your sins. The least you can do is wear this hat in his honor.

SKIING FRICKS EMBROIDERED HAT

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Anyone who has read Shredalonians 5:17 knows that Jesus was a gnarly shredder and always kept a bag of Franzia in his ski jacket. Unfortunately, he was ahead of his time and couldn't rock this hat. He died for your sins. The least you can do is wear this hat in his honor.

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Blaire
Cool hat, not great for running

Love the hat and the sentiment of the hat, but don’t live the actual hat style. I wanted to wear it during my marathon but it’s not breathable and it’s really stiff. I personally don’t love this style of hat. Wish there was a baseball or trucker version. I’m hoping I can get my hands on the sportier version 5 panel hat, that’s been sold out, for my next race.

Hey Blaire, thanks for reaching out. As you noted, we sell an actual performance running hat with the same message on it. The hat you ordered is just meant to be a casual 5-panel hat. You can pre-order the performance hat right now. They should be in stock late this week or early next week but ~70 out of 100 are already pre-ordered.

https://numbskull.co/products/fuck-running-performance-hat

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Hope Wilson
Fits large

Big hat, very nice tho

Just means your head still has room to grow! Big brain coming this year, I can feel it.

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claire o
biking does indeed fuck

got it for my lil bro who crashed his bike and broke his spine so it's more like biking fucked his back but he agrees that biking fucks

Hoping that shredder recovers quickly! Thanks for the review <3

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Gehrig Bernstein
This hat fucks

This hat fucks harder than my hatred for running.

Yessirrrrrr

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Riley McDonald
Absolutely Fucks Hard

Love this hat. Fits perfect, comfy, and get complements left and ride. Quality hat ūüĎĆūüŹĹ

Hell yeah dawg thanks for the review!