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Think you FUCK? Think again. This puppy will stay strapped to your nog whether you're in reverse-cowgirl, missionary, or trying to spice things up with the Russian helicopter.

Biking Fucks Embroidered Hat

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It Fucks

Think you FUCK? Think again. This puppy will stay strapped to your nog whether you're in reverse-cowgirl, missionary, or trying to spice things up with the Russian helicopter.

Customer Reviews

Based on 47 reviews
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M
Maya

Exactly what I ordered

J
Jessy Jayne Arroz

Skiing Fucks Embroidered Hat

V
Vinny
It fucks

This shit fucks like none other. I’ve fucked with shit that kinda fucks and I’ve fucked with shit that fucking sucks but tbh skiing fucks the most.

FUCK YEAH

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Cole McCullough
Hat review

Quality product but it’s a huge hat. Definitely didn’t fit like a normal sized hat and I have a big head.

Hey Cole, I appreciate the feedback.

Our 5 panel hats are sized at 58cm/22.8' circumference with about an inch of adjustment in both directions. The average adult head size in the US is 55cm (21.75' ) in females and 57cm (22.5') in males. That means our hat should fit the majority of adults.

Regardless, I want you to be satisfied with ordering from us. Send me an email and I will take care of you.

Email: Mark@numbskull.co

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Blaire
Cool hat, not great for running

Love the hat and the sentiment of the hat, but don’t live the actual hat style. I wanted to wear it during my marathon but it’s not breathable and it’s really stiff. I personally don’t love this style of hat. Wish there was a baseball or trucker version. I’m hoping I can get my hands on the sportier version 5 panel hat, that’s been sold out, for my next race.

Hey Blaire, thanks for reaching out. As you noted, we sell an actual performance running hat with the same message on it. The hat you ordered is just meant to be a casual 5-panel hat. You can pre-order the performance hat right now. They should be in stock late this week or early next week but ~70 out of 100 are already pre-ordered.

https://numbskull.co/products/fuck-running-performance-hat